'SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY CHAIR, AND HAS SATE THE BOTTOM THROUGH!' Now the careless Goldilocks had not put the hard cushion straight when she rose from the chair of the Great Big Bear.Īnd the careless Goldilocks had squatted down the soft cushion of the Middle-sized Bear. Upon this the Three Bears, seeing that some one had entered their house, and eaten up the Little Wee Bear's breakfast, began to look about them. Said the Little Wee Bear in his little wee voice. 'SOMEBODY HAS BEEN AT MY PORRIDGE, AND HAS EATEN IT ALL UP!' Then the Little Wee Bear looked at his, and there was the spoon in the porridge-bowl, but the porridge was all gone! Said the Middle-sized Bear in his middle-sized voice. Then the Middle-sized Bear looked at his porridge and saw the spoon was standing in it too.

Said the Great Big Bear in his great, rough, gruff voice. Now careless Goldilocks had left the spoon of the Great Big Bear standing in his porridge. So she covered herself up comfortably, and lay there till she fell fast asleep.īy this time the Three Bears thought their porridge would be cool enough for them to eat it properly so they came home to breakfast. And then she lay down upon the bed of the Little Wee Bear, and that was neither too high at the head nor at the foot, but just right. And next she lay down upon the bed of the Middle-sized Bear, and that was too high at the foot for her. And first she lay down upon the bed of the Great Big Bear, but that was too high at the head for her. Now, being determined to rest, Goldilocks went upstairs into the bedchamber in which the Three Bears slept. So she seated herself in it, and there she sate till the bottom of the chair came out, and down she came, plump upon the ground and that made her very cross, for she was a bad-tempered little girl. But when she sat down in the chair of the Little Wee Bear, that was neither too hard nor too soft, but just right. And then she sate down in the chair of the Middle-sized Bear, and that was too soft for her. Then Goldilocks, who was tired, for she had been catching butterflies instead of running on her errand, sate down in the chair of the Great Big Bear, but that was too hard for her. And then she went to the porridge of the Little Wee Bear, and tasted it, and that was neither too hot nor too cold, but just right, and she liked it so well that she ate it all up, every bit! Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her. But she was an impudent, rude little girl, and so she set about helping herself.įirst she tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. If she had been a well-brought-up little girl she would have waited till the Bears came home, and then, perhaps, they would have asked her to breakfast for they were good Bears-a little rough or so, as the manner of Bears is, but for all that very good-natured and hospitable. So Goldilocks opened the door and went in and well pleased was she when she saw the porridge on the table. The door was not fastened, because the Bears were good Bears, who did nobody any harm, and never suspected that anybody would harm them. Then seeing nobody in the house she lifted the latch. And then she peeped in at the keyhole, for she was not at all a well-brought-up little girl. And while they were away a little girl called Goldilocks, who lived at the other side of the wood and had been sent on an errand by her mother, passed by the house, and looked in at the window. One day, after they had made the porridge for their breakfast, and poured it into their porridge-bowls, they walked out into the wood while the porridge was cooling, that they might not burn their mouths by beginning too soon, for they were polite, well-brought-up Bears. And they had each a bed to sleep in a little bed for the Little Wee Bear and a middle-sized bed for the Middle-sized Bear and a great bed for the Great Big Bear. And they had each a chair to sit in a little chair for the Little Wee Bear and a middle-sized chair for the Middle-sized Bear and a great chair for the Great Big Bear. They had each a bowl for their porridge a little bowl for the Little Wee Bear and a middle-sized bowl for the Middle-sized Bear and a great bowl for the Great Big Bear. One of them was a Little Wee Bear, and one was a Middle-sized Bear, and the other was a Great Big Bear. Once upon a time there were three Bears, who lived together in a house of their own, in a wood.

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